PRESCRIPTION FOR WIFE

A nice calm and respectable woman went into the grocery store and walked 
up to the pharmacist. She looked straight into his eyes and said, 
  " I would like to buy some cyanide." 
 
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" 
 
The woman replied "I need it to poison my husband!" 
 
The pharmacists eyes widened and he exclaimed, " Are you kidding? I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! It's against the law, I'll lose my license, they'll throw us both in jail, and all kinds of bad things will happen, so absolutely not, you CANNOT have cyanide!" 
 
The woman reached into her handbag and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. 
 
The pharmacist looked at the photo and said, "Well now that's different, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"