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Subject: North/South dilemma



 One morning, three Cajuns and three Yankees were in a
 ticket line at a train station. The three Northerners each
 bought a ticket and watched as the three Cajuns bought just
 one ticket.
 
 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one
 ticket asked one of the Yankees.
 
 ‘Watch and learn’, answered one of the boys from
 Louisiana.
 
 All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down,
 but the three Cajuns crammed into a toilet together and
 closed the door.
 
 Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around
 to collect tickets.
 
 He knocked on the toilet door and said, ‘Ticket,
 please’. The door opened just a crack and a single arm
 emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and
 moved on.
 
 The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a
clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same
 thing on the return trip and save some money.
 
 That afternoon when they got back to the station, they
 bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched,
 while to their astonishment, the three Cajuns didn’t
 buy even one ticket.
 
 ‘How are you going to travel without a ticket’?
 asked one of the perplexed Yankees.
 
 ‘Watch and learn’, answered the three Cajun boys in
 unison.
 
 When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed
 themselves into a toilet and the three Cajuns crammed into
 another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train
 began to move, one of the Cajuns left their toilet and
 walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were hiding.
 
 
 The Cajun knocked on the door and said, ‘Ticket,
 please’.
 

 There's just no way on God’s green earth to explain
 how the Yankees won the war.