A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.  

 ~~~  Well, there's a very simple answer. 

 ~~~  Nobody bothered to check the oil. 

~~~  We just didn't know we were getting low.  

 ~~~  The reason for that is purely geographical.  

 ~~~  Our OIL is located i n  ALBERTA~BRITISH COLUMBIA~MANITOBA
~COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
~COASTAL LAB R ADO R 

 Our   DIPSTICKS   are located in  OTTAWA ONT.!!!  

 Any Questions???  

 NO? Didn't think So.