Old Couple

 

Jacob, age 81, and Beth, age 80, living in Florida, are all excited  about  their decision to get married.    

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.   

 Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. 'Are you the owner?'    

The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'    

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'    

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'   

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'    

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'    

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?'    

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'    

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'    

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'    

Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis, jaundice?'    

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works.'    

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for  poisons, Parkinson's disease?'    

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely!'   

 Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'   

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'   

 Jacob says to the pharmacist: We'd like to use this store as our  Bridal  Registry.' 

 

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