Pedro and the Immigration officer

 

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through immigration.

The officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is

one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."

Pedro said, "I am ready."

The officer said "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister Office, I am ready."

The officer said "Go ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it  up and
say Yellow, this is Pedro."

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.