A Tale From Phoenix, Arizona A man's out-of-state business trip is suddenly cancelled, and he is at home with a nervous wife. The couple goes to bed, but at midnight the telephone rings. The man answers it. "Hello?" "What?" asked the husband. "How should I know? I live in Phoenix." He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it, dear?" The husband replies, "Just a wrong number. Some idiot wanted to know if the coast was clear."