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---How to Make a Woman Happy



  It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  1. a friend

  2. a companion

  3. a lover

  4. a brother

  5. a father

  6. a master

  7. a chef

  8. an electrician

  9. a carpenter

  10. a plumber

  11. a mechanic

  12. a decorator

  13. a stylist

  14. a sexologist

  15. a gynecologist

  16. a psychologist

  17. a pest exterminator

  18. a psychiatrist

  19. a healer

  20. a good listener

  21. an organizer

  22. a good father

  23. very clean

  24. sympathetic

  25. athletic

  26. warm

  27. attentive

  28. gallant

  29. intelligent

  30. funny

  31. creative

  32. tender

  33. strong

  34. understanding

  35. tolerant

  36. prudent

  37. ambitious

  38. capable

  39. courageous

  40. determined

  41. true

  42. dependable

  43. passionate

  44. compassionate

 

 WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  45.! give her compliments regularly

  46. love shopping

  47. be honest

  48. be very rich

  49. not stress her out

  50. not look at other girls

 

 AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

  52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

  53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

  IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  54. Never to forget:

   * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes

 

   HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

  1. Show up naked

  2. Bring food & Beer
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