Albertan Commits Suicide in Paris

 

 

A Red Deer rancher and his wife were bickering while on  holiday in

Paris.

 

They were still hardly speaking  to each other after being seated in a

fancy French restaurant for dinner.

 

When the  waiter arrived the rancher said: 'I'll have a big,  thick

porterhouse steak.'

 

The waiter replied:  'Monsieur .. what about ze mad  cow?'

 

The rancher  replied, 'She'll have a salad.'