Teen's new car

Myron Mechelstein, a 15 year old boy proudly pulls into his parents driveway in a Porsche. His parents immediately began to yell
and scream "Where did you get that car"???!!!

He calmly told them "I just bought it from a lady down the street."

"With what" demanded the parents "we know what a Porsche costs!"

"Well", said the boy, "this one cost me $15.00"

Now, the parents yelled even louder "$15.00!! Who would sell a car like that for $15.00"

"Oh, my goodness!" moaned the mother "She must be a child abuser! Who knows what she'll do next? Jon, go right there and see what's going on".

The boy's father stormed up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her in the garden calmly planting petunias.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy she sold the car to for $15.00, and demanded to know why she would do such a thing.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband, whom I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell the Porsche and send him the money...

So I did.!"