Who Gets The Girl?
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her
at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the
three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,"The first one who can use the words ‘liver&rquo; and
‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and
says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says
"How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden
Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it&rquo;s hopeless.
That&rquo;s just as dumb as
the Lab&rquo;s sentence." She then turns to the last of
the three dogs and says, "How about you,
little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame
and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her
a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and
the Lab and says ......
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."BACK
