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(VPS 080114-3, 01/14/2008), Inbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C856E8.92CDC760 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in = or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten = years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give = you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long = time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer = under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family = For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty = years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you = twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, = the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten = the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy = ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our = family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the = grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and = bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C856E8.92CDC760 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
 
 

On=20 the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the = door of=20 your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I = will give=20 you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long = time to be=20 barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other=20 ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the = monkey and=20 said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For = this, I'll=20 give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey = tricks for=20 twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you = back=20 ten like the dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, = God=20 created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the = farmer all=20 day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support = the=20 farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of=20 sixty
Years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you = want me=20 to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other=20 forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God = created man=20 and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, = I'll=20 give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could = you=20 possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the = monkey gave=20 back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, = okay?'

'Okay,'=20 said God, 'You asked for=20 it.'

So=20 that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy = ourselves.=20 For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For = the next=20 ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for = the last=20 ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at = everyone.

Life=20 has now been explained to you.
 
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