Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of
Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you like, but
you may not speak until directed to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for
5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine,
you have been here for 5 years. You may speak
two words." Sister Mary Katherine said,
"Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We
will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine
was summoned by the Priest. "You may say
another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the
Priest assured her that the food would be better in
the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the
Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office. "You may say two
words today."
"I quit!," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've
done nothing but bitch since you got here."